The Prologue : The Perfect Player vs. The Asshole

The Prologue : The Perfect Player vs. The Asshole

Before we dive headfirst into the shallow, predictable stunts all fuckboys will pull on us, I want to  start off by defining the perfect player.

To Note: I will frequently replace the term perfect player with the term fuckboy, because to me, these are interchangeable.

The Perfect Player: 

An individual living in the dating pool with excessive interest or admiration in themselves. This person will NEVER compromise their “exciting” life for another person’s happiness. This individual is secure in their current state and does NOT take “dating” too seriously. This person will frequently come off shy and reserved, but it is only because he/she lacks interest in anyone else. On the contrary, this person is typically friendly and sociable when approached. He/She will inspire others and convince them to  “be more like me." This individual’s confidence will bring out another person’s insecurity, whether it is meant to or not. All in all, the perfect player is a self absorbed rock star playing lead guitar in the dating world.

Now let’s transition to the ASSHOLE. 

The Asshole: 

A person who just fucking sucks. This individual has no moral code when it comes to dating. This person will lie, cheat and steal without blinking an eye. This individual may come off friendly, but 9 times out of 10,  it’s an act. The asshole is 100% verbal and 0% active. He/She will commit to something but never see it through. This person will mention making a plan but expect you to draw up the itinerary. This person is NO SWEET DREAM, BUT ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.

To conclude, The Perfect Player and The Asshole are similar in theory but entirely different in reality. PLEASE do not misconstrue the two.