Exciting, terrifying, and repetitive.... Three perfect adjectives to describe my dating
experience in Boston.
For
those of you who do not know, Boston is a very tiny city. In fact, Boston
is the 21st largest city in the country. Because of this, dating can feel one
of three things: exciting, terrifying, or repetitive. Exciting, because you
might run into an ex hookup while on a date with a new hot loser. Terrifying,
because you might run into an ex hookup while on a date with a new hot loser.
Finally, repetitive because there’s just simply not that many new places to go.
Types
of Guys in Boston:
Much
like Philadelphia, Boston has it's typical types of guys. We have: The
Athlete, The Successful Business Guy, and The Rich Party Boy from New England.
The
Athlete:
An individual who spends every ounce of energy focusing on his childhood dream,
whether it’s coaching at a high level or playing for a professional team. This
guy is determined and self-driven, leaving no space in his heart for sweet
Victoria down the street. This individual has a busy schedule between two-a-day
practices, coaching camps and tournaments, and traveling for game days. Unless
he is part of the New England Patriots or Boston Red Sox, this guy is not one
to wine and dine a lady. Why? Probably because he cannot afford it. Similar to
other guys, this individual has full potential of being a Perfect Player so
ladies, PLEASE WATCH OUT!
The
Successful Business Guy: An individual who works harder than he plays. This person
spends long hours in the office, Monday through Friday, dedicating most of his
time to his career. This guy may come off shy and reserved but it’s only
because he’s too invested in his own world to care about anything else. This
individual can be seen out on two occasions; Saturday at Stats or Lincoln,
enjoying brunch with his boys or watching college sports or Sunday in South
Boston at any bar with a TV, watching the Patriots play. Ladies, if you are
able to lock down one of these guys I applaud you.
The
Rich Party Boy From New England: AHHH YES, my favorite individual! This person is nothing short
of an egomaniac, ex-frat star refusing to grow up. His family owns a place at
the Cape or Vineyard with a 100 foot yacht docked somewhere nearby. This person
uses his family’s money to his advantage. He will wine and dine a lady and
flaunt his dollar bills all over his Instagram page. This individual belongs to
both a golf club and ski resort. He throws raging parties and supplies all of
the goodies. This person parties harder than any of the other guys and is not
afraid to show it. This individual can fall anywhere in between a raging douche
bag and A Perfect Player. He currently enjoys his life and everyone in it way
too much to make a change. Full disclosure- Stacy from Delta Gamma, it’s
probably not you…IT’S HIM, so RUN!
Where
To Meet Guys:
Two
words – SOUTH BOSTON.
· Capo Basement, Friday/Saturday, enjoy a live set by Legends of Summer of Dalton & Sheriffs – a
guarantee FULL black out
· Lincoln, any night of the week – Lincoln
Sunday is mandatory!
· Broadway, a chill Friday night or Sunday on
game day
· Stats, 99% guys, VISIT ON A SUNDAY – You won’t regret it
· Playwright, a 50 % split between girls & guys
Some
additional spots:
· Lucky's, in the Seaport area - good for a live band and fun first date
· Scorpion Bar, in the Seaport area - one of the only clubs in Boston
· The Grand, in the Seaport area - my saving grace, large artists play
here so check the schedule before arriving
· Mariel Underground, a new dope underground club
in the city, some would say a nicer Capo basement
· Lolita, in the Seaport area – overpriced margaritas... but a good first date spot
· Bell in Hand, Coogans,
Wild Rover, & West End Johnnies, all bars in downtown Boston...
high suggest visiting these spots if you are looking to blackout and text your
ex boyfriend!
OVERALL,
Boston is one hell of a fucking city and one I highly suggest you touch
tips in!
So true!
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